Top Of The Pop's radio interview!

Interviewer= Here we are, I've got the lads in my dressing room, and, I've tided up specially for you, what do you think?

Zac= Ummmmmm!

Taylor= (laughing) Well, you don't want to enter our dressing room, it's a lot better than ours!

Interviewer= What's your dressing room like?

Taylor= Actually we haven't had quite enough time to mess it up yet, but don't worry, we will, very soon!

Interviewer= That's what I expect from you guys!

Zac= It'll look like our bedroom

Ike= Yes, exactly!

Interviewer= What does your bedroom look like exactly?

Zac= Very messy!

Silence!

Interviewer= Nice!

Ike= Well, yeah, you know.......!

Interviewer= The new single.......

Ike= The new single- (shouting) 'Where's the love'!, actually Zac should do it......

Zac= (Shouting even louder!) 'Where's the love'! (in dopey voice) I don't know!

Tay= Kept in the er, dressing room actually, that's where the love is!

Interviewer= Have you found love yet? Have you got girlfriends? Are you married?

Ike= Well.......

All= No, no, and, er, no!

Ike= All those are no's!

Zac= No!

Interviewer= Aaarrrrh! There's loads of girls outside screeming and screeching for you........

Tay= Yeah!

Interviewer= How does it feel?

Tay= It's cool, I mean it's great that peole are........excited!

Interviewer= Are you worried now that you're sooo famous that you're just gonna go completely weird?

Ike= I would never say that we were so famous first of all, and, er.......

Interviewer= Ohhh! Come on, you're dead famous!

Zac= ........and 2nd of all, why would we go weird?

Interviewer= That's right, you're allready weird!

Interviewer= Cuz you are quite young........

Ike= Yeah.....

Interviewer=.....and you are world famous now........

Tay= (slowly) Okay!

Interviewer= No you are! You are! Are you worried about this whole casualty thing, that, you know, your Michael Jackson syndrome, your Drew Barrymore's.......

Tay= OOhhh! Gross! I like my face!

Interviewer= ......are you worried about becoming like that?

Ike= Ummmm, we are not, at all, worried about that.

Zac= First of all, I like my nose the way it is!

Tay= Second of all, we're not Drew Barrymore, then we would be girls, that would be very gross!

Ike= Yes!

Zac= That would not be good!

Ike= And also, we're not worried about about that at all, you know, we're really tight as far as brothers go.

Zac= You know, if one of us says we wanna get a face lift, we'll just go get a pane.......

Tay= Thunk! There's your face lift!

Ike= You know!

Interviewer= Well I don't, cuz I'm not world famous like you three lads! What's it like though right.........

Ike= I don't know, I guess we should ask you the question, what is it like?

Interviewer= What's what like?

Ike= Being the famous radio person that you are, radio personality.

Interviewer= Nobody knows who I am, I just walk around, nobody says anything........

Tay= Well that's good!

Interviewer= I go to sleep and I cry my eyes out everynight lads!

Ike= That means that all of your fans deeply respect you!

Interviewer= Oh, right, great!

Zac= They don't want to make you feel bad by attacking you!

Tay= You've got some good fans!